What to say?

It's been so long since I've written a post, that I'm not sure where to start or what to say. So much has been going on that when I sort through it all to put it in to words, it all sounds a bit dramatic and big and I don't really want to go down that road. Instead, we can talk about the worst haircut in the whole world.
Have you ever felt quite yucky about yourself and think, hey, I should get my hair cut and change things up a bit? That's what I did last week and I have regretted it since! My hair is uneven, has chunks missing, is falling out and looks like crap. I felt better about myself when I was feeling bad about myself. Anyways, I'm getting it fixed on Thursday and I think I'm really going to have to get it cut short so that it can even out. Oh well, I wanted a change, right? The thing is, I hate my hair short with a fat face. And seeing as though my face is the LAST place I lose weight from, I guess I will be feeling badly about myself for a bit longer. Until either my hair grows, or I lose weight. I wonder which will happen first? I'd put my money on the hair.