Owwwwww....

Last night I took some Tylenol before bed and settled in for a good night's sleep, thinking I would wake up and be in some serious pain from my adventures in spinning. Much to my surprise, I woke up, got out of bed, tested all the limbs and was pretty impressed with myself - nothing hurt too badly. I walked up and down the stairs - a little stiff and sore, but nothing to get excited about. Dare I say... I was a bit cocky about it all. I must be in better shape than I thought! What was I complaining about yesterday? I can do this - bring it on, I say!
All day long I walked around amazed at myself. Until about 630pm. That's when I went to the bathroom and something changed. I just had to pee, but I took my magazine with me and stayed a bit longer than I had planned. Then I tried to get up. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I don't think I will sit to pee again. As a matter of fact, I won't walk again either. If no one has seen me in a few days, it might be a good idea to check in. I think I have permanently altered every muscle in my lower body and I'm back to thinking that being fat isn't so bad. I am a new candidate for the commercial "help, I've fallen and I can't get up."
No, really, I can't get up. Help me.....